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Kill the Elderly

by Sewer Urchin

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1.
The Plague 00:43
2.
WILLING TO KILL (For The Pro-Life Cause) Have immoral mother’s put to death Brand them with an “A” across the chest Fill her uterus with bullet holes There’s no better form of birth control They’re gonna Kill, kill, kill For the pro life cause Hellbent on defending the unborn Legislation clearly takes too long Every woman has to pay the price It’s an eye for an undeveloped eye! They’re gonna Kill, kill, kill For the pro-life cause
3.
OLIVIA NEUTERED JOHN Her reputation is legend to some Slicing off scrotums as fast as they cum Testicle necklace displayed on her chest She'll earn your fear and she'll earn your respect (repeat “she’ll earn your respect” where you used to do vocals in the old version) Olivia neutered John And then went on a rampage Snipping balls and taking names They never caught her, they called off the search Men are still weary and fear for the worst Knowing one day she might come back around Genital warfare will cripple this town Olivia neutered John And then went on a rampage Snipping balls and taking names
4.
THE UNITED STATES SUCK Ranking low on every list Solving problems with our fist Money is priority We are their commodities Land of the free Home of the schmucks One thing's for sure The United States suck Bankrupt by a broken arm Corruption is a social norm Private prisons at their peak Wealthy rapist reign supreme Land of the free Home of the schmucks One thing's for sure The United States suck Land of the free Home of the schmucks One thing's for sure The United States suck Land of the dumb Home of pickup trucks One thing's for sure The United States sucks
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COSMETIC SURGERY Cosmetic surgery Seems like a joke to me Because I can’t believe That people want to be Slaves to the latest trend Just be yourself instead But in the modern world No one is self assured Leave me alone - I don’t want it Cheap silicone - I wanna vomit Plastic and bone - but you flaunt it Like it’s your own - you only bought it You will never relive your youth Incision in my chin To stretch my face gain I hate to look my age So cut the years away It’s just a thousand bucks For every nip and tuck We treat ourselves like meat We have no self esteem You’ll always be - shallow and stupid No surgery - will make you lucid You bear the scars - because you follow They set the bar - beauty is hollow You will never relive your youth x3
6.
MY RACIST DAD Watch my racist dad Go off on a rant Dropping racial slurs Cause he's insecure He's my racist dad Hes an asshole And it makes me really sad He's my racist dad He's an asshole But hes still my fucking dad He'll be voting red Til he's fucking dead He's my flesh and blood Kinda hate his guts He's my racist dad Hes an asshole And it makes me really sad He's my racist dad He's an asshole But hes still my fucking dad
7.
AMERICA THE TERRIBLE So terrible For racist lies And history of slaves The richest people Own us all From cradle to the grave America America How ignorant are we? The middle class Is fading fast And we just watch TV
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MURDER THE RICH Votes won't make the tables turn Billionaires will never learn Make their blood fill the streets Lick your chops for the feast This is how we get our way String them up and make them pay Kill them all and spread their hoarded money 'cross the land Violence is the only language monsters understand Murder the rich Wealth is just a power grab Purchase your own body bag Buying in on damage done Cant pay off a loaded gun This is how we get our due Hang the crooks up in a noose Line them up in trees until our message has been sent There's no misinterpreting our murderous intent Murder the rich Class war takes its toll We will have our goal Workers go on strike Bosses heads on spikes Nothing left to lose Time to light a fuse Numbers on our side They will not survive This is how we get our way String them up and make them pay This is how we get our due Hang the crooks up in a noose Line them up in trees until our message has been sent There's no misinterpreting our murderous intent Murder the rich
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Uncle Sam 01:43
UNCLE SAM I was raped by Uncle Sam He blamed it on the Mexicans Whispered softly in my ear They're the ones you're supposed to fear Creeps into my room at night Puts his hand upon my thigh Tells me of free market woes Then crams his dick in every hole I guess the lesson's learned You can't trust Uncle Sam I guess the moral is You can't trust Uncle Sam I guess the lesson's learned You can't trust Uncle Sam I guess the moral is You can't trust Uncle Sam
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CUMMIN’ ON A JET PLANE Cummin’ on a jet plane Rubbing one out again Such high altitude Puts me in the mood Passenger anxiously stare at their shoes I'm getting off in a pressurized room Miles high, soaring over the earth Knuckle deep and I’m ready to burst Cummin’ on a jet plane Squirting in the cargo bay Dreaming of a cockpit Finger painting my clit Flying solo in the final descent Fingers move with erotic intent Turbulence has me outta control Ears are popping and I'm ready to blow
11.
KILL YOURSELF (While You Still Have The Right To Bear Arms) The liberals one Coming for your guns Die for the cause Or obey unjust laws You'll give your life To prove you're right It's your right to choose And you know what to do Kill yourself Use your right to bear arms Kill yourself Show the liberals who's in charge Kill yourself Before the take your guns away Kill yourself The rebellions underway If you wanna make the world A better place Turn the gun on yourself And make a change You're a patriot With a big ol' gut Can't tread on you If your body's turning blue You're so badass In your camo hat And your rebel flag Climb in a body bag Kill yourself Use your right to bear arms Kill yourself Show the liberals who's in charge Kill yourself Before the take your guns away Kill yourself The rebellions underway If you're trying to make this world A better place Just go on and kill yourself So shed your blood For America Liberty or death! Freedom's final breath Guns keep us free Oh, don't you see? Put it in your mouth Empty the chamber out Kill yourself You conservative douche Kill yourself There's really no excuse Kill yourself With your right to bear arms Kill yourself And you'll sound the alarm If you're trying to make the world A better place Turn the gun on yourself And make a change
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M.H.T.C. 00:40

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Sewer Urchin is celebrating America's birthday by Killing the Elderly. This is probably the most patriotic album in the history of patriotic albums. Violence and sarcasm are the ultimate forms of patriotism.

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released July 4, 2020

SEWER URCHIN is:
Heather - bass, lead vocals, token female
Chris - drums, chocolate milk
Josh - guitar, background vocals, motorcycles
Todd - guitar, background vocals, godzilla

Produced by Todd Parker and Sewer Urchin
All songs written by Sewer Urchin (except the ones that weren't)
Recorded in the spare bedroom (mostly)
Cover artwork by Masi Kast

Sewer Urchin would like to thank: the GOP (for being a constant source of shit to make fun of), Black Lives Matter (for fighting the good fight), the Ninja Busters (for bustin' ninjas), Cap'n Crunch (for making it happen), Stinkbomb and Stormrazor (for sharing custody of our drummer), our neighbors (for not calling the police when we practice), King Ghidorah, King Kong, King Caesar, King Diamond, King Crimson, king crab, the King of Cartoons, Stephen King, Martin Luther King, Burger King, Dairy Queen, and cats everywhere.

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