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from Number Two by Stinkbomb

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EEAUGH!!!

It’s 5a.m., I can’t sleep, and tonight I kill the neighbors with a shovel. They smell me - sniff sniff. They smell me with thier eyes. They are not normal. They are peculiar. They must be from another planet. Or Italy. Italy.

I was making a pizza, when from my window I see my neighbors by the open front door. They are smelling me with their eyes - sniff sniff. I stood, frozen like a deer in headlights, my gaze transfixed on their nose-eyes. I black out and when I am awakened hours later I am naked, save for a sticker on my chest that reads “Marsupial Paste” and I am in a plastic wading pool immersed in spoiled egg-nogg. My favorite.

Later on, there was a loud knocking at my door, however I felt quite lazy and ignored it for eight or nine hours. Finally, I decide to exit my laundry basket and answer the door. I find myself face to face with a giant elephant, a mug of hot chocolate in hand. That was fucked up. It opens it’s mouth and asks me if I have any catsup. “Why do you need Catsup?” I ask him. He responds only with “My nipples.” I shut the door and turn around and there they stand - sniff sniff. My neighbors, they stand there sniffing me with their eyes - sniff sniff. As a holder of The Congressional Medal of Macho Honor, I knew what I had to do. I ran, like a sissy. They continued to smell - sniff sniff. It wasn’t until after a week of running in circles that I realized this was dumb. Using all of my momentum, I lept directly into a wall. After what seemed like years of unconsciousness, I found myself floating in a sea of hot chocolate, a giant marshmallow my life-raft. So, as you see, tonight I kill my neighbors. I kill them with a shovel. Sniff sniff.

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from Number Two, released April 1, 2016

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